A houseful of cats, one very expensive cup
Mint a cat, feed it the Meme coin, scoop up the SHI. The better the pedigree, the faster it scoops.
Mint
One cat, one token, on chain. Pedigree sets how fast it produces.
- White · CommonThe one on every street corner.1×1,000 SHI / day2,799 Quota
- Blue · RarePicks its own beans. Twice the yield.2×2,000 SHI / day800 Quota
- Purple · EpicBean sommelier. Three times the yield.3×3,000 SHI / day320 Quota
- Gold · LegendaryIt does not poop. It ships futures.5×5,000 SHI / day80 Quota
Condos
Feeding costs Meme and starts the drip. Scooping takes the SHI.
Connect a wallet and your cats show up here.
Feeding costs Meme and starts the drip. Scooping takes the SHI.
Whitepaper
One page: how it runs, where the money goes, and what is still undecided. No fluff.
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What this is
Purrcolate is a cat-shaped machine on Robinhood Chain. Mint a cat (NFT), feed it Meme, and it drips SHI (ERC-20) at a rate set by its pedigree. Scoop the SHI whenever you like.
No pre-mine, no team allocation, no private sale. SHI only ever comes out of cats, and every mint payment stays in the contract.
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Cats & pedigree
Four pedigrees. When you mint, the signing service draws one at random, weighted by the remaining quota — and those quotas are hard caps written into the contract. Nobody can overmint.
White · Common — 2,799 · 1× · 1,000 SHI/day
Blue · Rare — 800 · 2× · 2,000 SHI/day
Purple · Epic — 320 · 3× · 3,000 SHI/day
Gold · Legendary — 80 · 5× · 5,000 SHI/day
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Feed & yield
One Meme buys one hour of production time (the parameter is adjustable). A cat only produces while it still has feed time — idle time pays nothing, and it is not made up later.
Yield piles up in the condo until you scoop. Feeding never wipes your pending SHI; only scooping does.
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Where the money goes
Every Meme spent on feeding: 70% into the buyback reserve, 30% to the project. The contract keeps the two pockets separate, and the owner can never withdraw more than a pocket holds.
Straight up: today that is bookkeeping plus withdrawal only. The buyback is not automated (the contract never touches a DEX). We are not dressing that up.
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Powers & limits
Total supply and per-pedigree quotas are hard caps. Ten cats per address. Minting needs a ticket signed by the signer service, so bot farms cannot spam it.
The cattery can only touch the Meme you deliberately feed it — there is no function that moves your balance or takes your cat.
Price and yield parameters are owner-adjustable switches in the contract, but they cannot touch your cats or your balance.
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Still undecided
Mainnet deployment, the real feed-token address, the final price: undecided. Testnet first.
How the buyback actually gets executed (manual or automated), and what comes next (secondary market, more cat shapes): undecided.
This section is a status list, not a roadmap promise.
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Risk & disclaimer
Experimental project. The contracts have not been audited by a third party. SHI is an in-game yield token and carries no promise of return.
Nothing on testnet is worth anything. Do not treat it as an asset.
This document describes what the on-chain code actually does today. Contract addresses live in the footer — go check them yourself.